22 4 / 2014

spoken-not-written:

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE SEEN IN MY LIFE

spoken-not-written:

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE SEEN IN MY LIFE

(Source: vine.co, via kingofalright)

22 4 / 2014

koalatea:

true life: people like my hair more than they like me

(via bitchitsbeyonce)

22 4 / 2014

amgkatt:

BECAUSE
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JUST
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LET ME JUST SAY

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IF YOU DON’T ALREADY THINK THIS WOMAN IS AN AMAZONIAN PRINCESS
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YOU ARE DOING IT TOO WRONG FOR WORDS.

(via curtains-are-my-friend)

22 4 / 2014

basedgosh:

i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world

(Source: basedgosh, via tailofagymrat)

22 4 / 2014

lifewasted:

templeofthebabes:

project-alexithymia:

skinnyliesandbloodylines:

serrabloodsong:

empresspinto:

reactional:

religiousmom:

if you think I won’t wear the same bra for three weeks straight you are dead wrong

some girls change their bras daily?

How often are you supposed to change them? O_o

Wait…you’re supposed to own more than one?

Wait some people only own one bra?

Dude, have you seen how expensive bras are for a comfortable one?

whats a bra

where am i

(via curtains-are-my-friend)

22 4 / 2014

tvgrrrl:

Nope.

(via kingofalright)

22 4 / 2014

alluviom:

sometimes I feel guilty for skipping songs on my phone like I’m sorry song I love you I’m just not in the mood for you I’ll come back later though.

(via blyndimpulse)

22 4 / 2014

madamisahumourist:

iburisu:

dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out

That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.

(Source: 40ozbaka, via tailofagymrat)

22 4 / 2014

magadoodle14:

So my mom sent me a picture of this advertisement today, and I laughed hysterically, because that is probably the best unintentional use of a Fall Out Boy lyric ever, and it’s absolutely perfect.

magadoodle14:

So my mom sent me a picture of this advertisement today, and I laughed hysterically, because that is probably the best unintentional use of a Fall Out Boy lyric ever, and it’s absolutely perfect.

(via kingofalright)

22 4 / 2014

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pizzapuffs:

pick a random 7 year old mexican boy and 35 year old mexican man i bet 50$ they the same height

why do ugly bitches always got ugly opinions lmao

i am genetically male and I’m about 6’3” and I have family members taller than me

u shoulda said “pick a random ugly girl and put her next to a pile of dried up leaves and bet 50$ they look the same” bc it would be more relevant to you :/

(via blyndimpulse)